So its official. Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world having just broken the world record for 100m at 9.58 seconds. The second fastest man in the world is Cristiano Ronaldo who bolted from Manchester United for Real Madrid in record time. Third fastest man would be Elijah who ran away from an angry woman, mainly out of fear for his life but most men would add, out of wisdom too. Fourth, would be Charles ‘Chip’ Goodyear who ran away real fast from the Temasek stable, some say for the same reason as Elijah, but I think his appetite for risk outstripped that of his board. Fifth, is Gareth Barry who wanted to move from Everton to play Champions League football, but ended up in oil rich Manchester City who are not in the Champions League. He ran so fast everybody was surprised, especially Benitez. Sixth fastest man was Jonah, who was running away from a God assignment; he ran a slow time – taking a slow boat to Spain. Seventh was Adebayor who bolted from Arsenal. His timing was slow because he hesitated, hoping Manchester United or Chelsea would offer him more $$$$$. Some of the fastest men are the ones in Wall Street; they ran out of trouble through government help and back into it with outrageous bonuses, and are still running, so we have yet to complete timing them to rank them among the top runners. So this is my list of the  fastest men in the world. You may beg to disagree of course.